- Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
- Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.
- #australians: i drove for nine hours #now i'm nine hours away from home #no one is here #the streets are empty #how did this happen #where has civilisation gone #i am alone in the universe #oh wait no there's an echidna it's okay
Proving a point to my mother- reblog if you are not a pedophile.
Anonymous asked: Do us all a favor and stop breathing.
Encouraging suicide is literally the worst thing you could ever do to a person.