liftedandgiftedd:

eradicatedelicacy:

queentinabelcher:

Alcohol vs marijuana

OH MY GOD I WASNT EXPECTING THAT

this is it.. my favorite gif on this entire site

liftedandgiftedd:

eradicatedelicacy:

queentinabelcher:

Alcohol vs marijuana

OH MY GOD I WASNT EXPECTING THAT

this is it.. my favorite gif on this entire site

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faultyfox:

demigodofhoolemere:

i feel like salem the cat is tumblr’s patronus

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do you guys see what i’m getting at

YES

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phanpocalypse:

Digital drawing of Dan! Hope you like it, and please reblog :D (hopefully Dan can see this?)  Do not steal this I worked too hard on it
Took many many hours. Done with Photoshop Elements 11.

phanpocalypse:

Digital drawing of Dan! Hope you like it, and please reblog :D (hopefully Dan can see this?)  Do not steal this I worked too hard on it

Took many many hours. Done with Photoshop Elements 11.

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reallylameblog:

do NOT let anyone tell u that america is free, i tried to buy it once and it is in fact very very expensive

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  • baby: d... d... d...
  • father: ...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!!
  • baby: d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT
  • baby: *guitar sounds from baby's mouth*

hootowlsome:

but the real question is….

WHAT ACTUALLY IS ADAM RANDAL YOUNG’S INSTAGRAM

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shouldnt:

when distant relatives try to kiss you

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foxboy:

foxboy:

IM SO ANGRY THAT PINEAPPLES DONT GROW ON TREES

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THIS PISSES ME OFF SO MUCH YOU DOTN EVEN KNOW

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midesko:

mattyofshadow:

deluxesherlock:

bacon-lettuce-and-timmyturner:

fineas-and-pherb:

Best backstory. (x)

You know…for a second there…his head shape led me to believe he could be Phineas’s father.

whA T

NO BUT THAT WOULD EXPLAIN WHY PHINEAS IS SO INVENTIVE OH MY GOD

YOU KNOW WE STILL DONT KNOW WHO HER FIRST HUSBAND/THEIR BIRTH FATHER IS

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ridjuan:

gordoananke:

midnightthunders:

So… I was giving some jelly to my cat

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My phone started ringing. Forgetting that I was holding the spoon I took the phone.

I never heard the spoon hitting the floor…

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they are evolving

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danglingthpider:

notcrazyiswear:

I’ve put together a simple chart that explains the various ways you should and shouldn’t summon a waiter over to your table, and the service you’re likely to receive accordingly.

Because if one more middle aged, obnoxious asshole goes “hey you!” and snaps their fingers at me, I WILL snap said person’s neck.

I waitressed my way through college and one night this guy yells at me “Oi! you with the tits!” and my co-worker Matthew walked up to him and said “yes?”

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